Tiki Laphroaig?

The winning cocktail (…) had a lot of tiki elements to it: It was made with Laphroaig 10 year-old, Tia Maria, lime juice, falernum, and orange bitters, and had a foam on top made of orgeat and chocolate bitters with a Chartreuse spray and grated nutmeg.

Unclear why the words “police are seeking information regarding the whereabouts of the team of European super-criminals responsible for this concoction; if seen, do not approach, call authorities immediately” are in the press release. Must have been edited.

Tiki Laphroaig?

Security Theater

Matt Yglesias notes that we ‘Mericans have to pass through magnetometers to visit a museum or enter City Hall…and wonders:

It really strikes me as worth wondering exactly how much time and resources we’re wasting on all this. Just think about all the completely soft targets that exist even in the United States of America. If you assume the existence of a person with a functioning explosive device and a desire to massacre innocent people, there’s nothing stopping that person from detonating it on a crowded Chinatown bus or a packed subway platform. […] That indicates that the money and time spent doing security screening is basically 100 percent wasted. Even if you could just walk through the door at the State Department and blow up a bomb, it wouldn’t happen any more often than people walk into the Gallery Place Metro Station and blow up bombs.

It is 100% wasted. It’s 100% wasted at airports too. The attackers on 9/11 strolled right on through these same checks. Teams that specifically attempt to defeat checkpoints by smuggling weapons of various kinds through inevitably succeeded, so they just stopped trying rather than make everyone nervous. If a determined hijacker makes it to the checkpoint: game over. This is why we secured cockpit doors. The checkpoint isn’t there to stop anybody.

But then, Yglesias (seemingly inadvertently) gets at the real point of all this:

Having all the metal detectors everywhere, however, makes it seem as if there’s some vast quantity of terrorists at the gate being held back by our X-Ray machines.

Indeed it does. That is precisely the point. The program was initiated to instill fear in the general population, and is maintained because of institutional inertia. Full stop.

Wish in One Hand…

Nice dream:

Activists on the left have long insisted that insurance companies aren’t to be trusted. But up until now, it’s been hard to make the charge stick, since the insurance lobby–a.k.a., America’s Health Insurance Plans–has been cooperating with the White House and its allies.

AHIP’s new paper, though, may have changed things. In the last day, the specious claim that reform would raise premiums has provoked a fast and furious response, uniting everybody from the White House to AARP against a common foe. And that unity could have policy implications.

Let’s face it, the insurance companies own reform. They will, in large part, write the final bill in which they will create an individual mandate (and most definitely not an employer mandate) to buy whatever they deign to sell you, the ‘Merican consumer. And, no, there will be zero competition if they have their druthers. Only subsidies such as may be allowed by some made up number in Olympia Snow’s head will affect the final price to the most imperiled future consumers of this insurance, folks earning at ~300% of poverty.

To the extent that rampant dishonesty (like this AHIP report) helps create some wedge-room to make the previous paragraph less expensive to the end-user, it’s for the good. But I think we all need to start adjusting ourselves for the major screwing over that will only be, uh, rectified once the policies are in place and people are pissed off and demanding some major readjustments or, at the very least, some spittle.  But this:

“Ironically with AHIP’s report today may make it more likely that such a windfall profits tax would be included in the final legislation.“

is totally nonsensical. The insurance companies (which stand to make, at a minimum, billions on this or any health reforms package that passes) will pay not one dime of new tax. They may well end up with a tax exemption. Mark my words, children. It will be so.

Funniest of all:

“In a strange way, and look, obviously they didn’t mean this, the health insurance lobby today fired the most important salvo in weeks for the public option,” Rep. Anthony Weiner wrote today on his website, as Daily Kos noted. “Left to their own devices, according to their own number crunchers, they’re going to raise rates 111%.”

Yes they are. And no, there won’t be a robust public option. Best we can hope for is a states-opt-in option that, over time, might actually begin to work. But: there will be significant and extended consumer pain. Get ready. Mostly, I wonder what color the sky is in Anthony Weiner’s world…

Making AT&T Look Good

T-Mobile’s popular Sidekick only caches your personal contact, calendar, links, and to-do type data on your phone. You don’t sync it with your computer or store it anywhere you own, like you might with an iPhone or other similar platforms, it just floats around out there in the cloud. Well, it did, anyway. Microsoft’s Danger subunit, turning out to be quite aptly named, has lost all or most of that stuff. But, never fear, here’s T-Mobile’s fix:

T-Mobile advises customers who [still] have cached data still in their Sidekicks to avoid running out of power, restarting, or shutting down their Sidekicks

Good fix. I can’t see how that could be a problem for anyone. What do you people want from us, anyway? That will be $86.

[h/t TidBITS and Daring Fireball]

Politico should go fuck itself

Politico writer Kenneth P. Vogel clutches his pearls and retires to the fainting couch: the Obama administration is using the curses way too much! This administration is just so fucking dirty. Why, it’s unprecedented. Oh, wait:

Networks and newspapers have become far more willing to run with quotes, video and audio of political figures and their aides saying things that never used to be repeated.

So, then, uh, it’s the networks. Administrations have always been “salty.” Humans use teh curses. I, for one, am astonished. But don’t let me stop you: please, yammer on for three fucking pages about this stupid, inconsequential shit.

New slogan:

Politico: stupidest fucking shit on the entire fucking innernets. Yes, including 4Chan.