The Tubes of Retribution

Never mess with the internet. It may be a bunch of clogged tubes, but the truth will out.

Now:

McCAIN: I’ve been around here 20-some years. First time I’ve ever seen a member denied an extra minute or two to finish his remarks. … I just haven’t seen it before myself. And I don’t like it. And I think it harms the comity of the Senate not to allow one of our members at least a minute. I’m sure that time is urgent here, but I doubt that it would be that urgent.

Then:

The PRESIDING OFFICER. The Senator’s time has expired.
Mr. DAYTON. I ask for unanimous consent that I have 30 seconds more to finish my remarks.
Mr. McCAIN. I object.

A message to progressives: By all means, hang Senator Joe Lieberman in effigy. Declare that you’re disappointed in and/or disgusted with President Obama. Demand a change in Senate rules that, combined with the Republican strategy of total obstructionism, are in the process of making America ungovernable.

But meanwhile, pass the health care bill.

No. I don’t want health care.

Senator Sam Bareback, er, Brownback, Republican of Kansas
Then why don’t we take it away from him? I’ve been agitating all along for a healthcare sunset provision on all Congressional insurance and/or Medicare coverage. If they love the market so much, let them go out and use it. We’d suddenly have a lot of focus on the issue once all those Viagra and Cialis prescriptions were getting paid for in full.