The New Word

Theodidiocy: [noun ( pl. -cies)]

1) The vindication of the utter foolhardiness of divine goodness and providence in view of the existence of evil by way of exquisitely weak, poorly argued, or flatly lunatic logic.

2) Poorly written theodicies, often excreted in the guise of rank popular “fiction.”

I’ve given up explaining who the Fonz is and just accepted this new reality.

noonespecial on Hacker News makes an important point about what used to be regarded as the inviolable nature of our collective timeline.
My money is now officially on the Silurians.