As far as my [most recent tax] return, I want to file it, except for many years, I’ve been audited every year. Twelve years or something like that. Every year they audit me, audit me, audit me … I will absolutely give my return, but I’m being audited now for two or three [years’ worth] now so I can’t. […] Maybe [I get audited so frequently] because of the fact that I am a strong Christian … you see what’s happened, you have many religious groups complaining about that.
Donald J. Trump, presumptive presidential nominee for the GOP, is pretty sure his obsessive readings of Two Corinthians (walk into a bar) are to blame for frequent audits.