She’s not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of a President. And besides, she has cancer.
Larry David is excited about his tax-cuts extension:
After years of coveting them, I’ll finally be able to afford blueberries. Did you know they have a lot of antioxidants, which prevent cancer? Cancer! This tax cut just might save my life. Who said Republicans don’t support health care?
Just think of the jobs that will create…
[My study] found the exposure [from millimeter wave scanners] to be about one-fiftieth to one-hundredth the amount of a standard chest X-ray. [I] calculated the risk of getting cancer from a single scan at about 1 in 30 million, which puts it somewhat less than being killed by being struck by lightning in any one year, [and] while the risk of getting a fatal cancer from the screening is minuscule, it’s about equal to the probability that an airplane will get blown up by a terrorist.
Lemkin 