McCain, 1999: Ethanol subsidies should be phased out…we don’t need ethanol subsidies. It doesn’t help anybody.
McCain, 2003: Ethanol does nothing to reduce fuel consumption, nothing to increase our energy independence, nothing to improve air quality.
McCain, 2008: I support ethanol and I think it is a vital, a vital alternative energy source not only because of our dependency on foreign oil but its greenhouse gas reduction effects
McCain, 2011: Ethanol is a joke [and government programs promoting the corn-derived fuel are wasting money].
Tag: global warming
Invest in energy research and development. […] Find a way for utilities to make money from the CO2 produced by their coal plants.
Lamar Alexander, fucktard. Why didn’t The Democrat think of this years ago. Think of all the lost revenue on that CO2 we’ve just been tossing out into the atmosphere. Unforgivable.

The black line is the so-called “climategate” data. The complete agreement with other datasets is evidence of, uh, even broader conspiracies than anyone ever expected. Damn you, Al Gore, DAMN YOU!