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A Few Differences

Juan Cole runs down the Top 10 differences between the treatment of Edward Snowden and recently outed (suspected) Stuxnet leaker General James “Hoss” Cartwright:

  1. No one will obsess about the exercise habits of Gen. Cartwright’s wife.

  2. Gen. Cartwright will not be characterized as “a 63-year-old hacker.”

  3. Gen. Cartwright will not be described as “nerdy” or “flaky.”

  4. David Gregory will not ask that David Sanger be prosecuted for espionage because he aided and abetted Cartwright’s leaking.

  5. We won’t get stories every day about where in McLean, Virginia, Gen. Cartwright is living.

  6. Gen. Cartwright won’t be accused of being a spy for Iran.

  7. No lurid stories will be rehearsed on the Sunday afternoon shows about Cartwright’s allegedly overly familiar relationship with a young female aide in 2009, with heavy innuendo as to what the episode said about his reckless character.

  8. No FBI informants will be placed inside the elite Alfalfa Club in DC that Cartwright was known to attend.

  9. Cartwright’s loyalty to the United States won’t be impugned by anchors or congressmen.

  10. Dirt won’t be dug up on David Sanger’s private life in an attempt to discredit his reporting on Cartwright’s Stuxnet.

It’s not what is done. It is who does it that matters in Washington. Even past closeness to power covers a multitude of sins.

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A Few Differences

NSA Decoder Ring

An assortment of statements came out re: NSA surveillance programs. For your convenience, I’ve decoded them here.

Senator Dianne Feinstein: “The vast majority of the records in the database are never accessed and are deleted after a period of five years. To look at or use the content of a call, a court warrant must be obtained.”

DiFI decoded: “Why yes, we are accumulating every piece of information passing electronically through the United States, citizen originated or not. But, hey, we’re super careful about protecting that data. Sort of like your credit card company.”

Representative Loretta Sanchez: “What we learned in there is significantly more than what is out in the media today….I don’t know if there are other leaks, if there’s more information somewhere, if somebody else is going to step up, but I will tell you that I believe it’s the tip of the iceberg.”

Sanchez Decoded: “Why yes, we are accumulating every piece of information passing electronically through the United States, citizen originated or not. Hopefully this information doesn’t actually come out. Good thing the NSA is hiding it.”

General Keith B. Alexander: “We aren’t trying to hide it.”

General Alexander decoded: “We are totally trying to hide it. Please stop asking about this stuff and I’ll stop lying about it to you. Deal?”