The winning cocktail (…) had a lot of tiki elements to it: It was made with Laphroaig 10 year-old, Tia Maria, lime juice, falernum, and orange bitters, and had a foam on top made of orgeat and chocolate bitters with a Chartreuse spray and grated nutmeg.

Unclear why the words “police are seeking information regarding the whereabouts of the team of European super-criminals responsible for this concoction; if seen, do not approach, call authorities immediately” are in the press release. Must have been edited.

Tiki Laphroaig?